Hello my name is Dr. GreenthumbI'd like to tell you just where I'm fromIn the hills where the trees grow wild with weed fieldsThe phukin' pigs with shields holding the blue steelsGreenhouse effect with the weed connect(Doctor) DEA can't keep Greenthumb in check(Doctor!)HPS, God Bless the whole crop
Please God, don't let me see no copsTrunkload, ready to hit the highwayDon't let the eye in the sky fly my wayOr we gonna have big trouble, that's no shit
Can't be growin without no permitBut phuck that, I study the 215 trip
That way when they come they can suck my d!ckWeed can't grow without attentionHello my name is Dr. Greenthumb
People can't live without the herb man
If not they'd be drinkin and drivin and swervinBut thanks to Dr. Greenthumb weed growIn the backyard or inside with hydroTo the kush plant brush in a tangerine dreamTasty, blowin a phuckin smokescreenCycles of weed are constantly grownSomebody give me the razor to cut clonesI'd like to stop, but it feels so goodHorny plants stinkin up my whole neighborhoodDEA, never wanna leave me alone
But never ever ever gotta warrant for my homeWhat that funny sound knockin at the door (Open up it's the DEA!)Sorry Greenthumb can't talk no morePlease don't follow me into the sun
Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb
